My Boss Is Very Evil

After being asked to rather take time off than be paid for overtime, the boss realised he cant give us time off, because we are too busy And the cherry on topOoops there is no budget to pay you for the overtime this month! MBIVE!

Today my boss went on a business trip He called the office as he was leaving the airport at his destination to tell us he had left his brand new laptop on the plane and instructed us to find it He flew to Johannesburg We are in Cape Town OR Tambo has the highest theft rate in the world MBIVE

Today my boss asked me to "fix his computer because it's running slow" I discovered that he has been downloading porn and has three different trojan dialers installed on his PC I also discover photographs of his wife after her boob job Now I have to tell him how I fixed his PC MBIVE

Today my boss asked me to prepare a report on the success rate of sending bulk SMS marketing messages I noticed that one group of phone numbers had an abnormally high failure rate Reason: he "forgot" to pay the cellphone company He then asked me to make something up for the client MBIVE

On Friday afternoon at 3pm (after I worked 70 hours from Monday to Friday) my evil boss gives me a project that is due on Monday He earned R350,000 - I lost 86 hours of my life MBIVE

Today I spent three hours in the queue to try and make my tax return My boss was deducting tax from my paycheck but not paying it to the government The Government tells me that if I don't get him to pay then they will take the money from my bank account MBIVE

Today my boss installed a toilet for me in the room where I stay as the live-in manager for his guest house He placed it in the front room, right by the door in front of my couch Now I have to either watch my friends use the toilet or stand in the rain while they ablute MBIVE

After refusing to buy milk for the office, my boss helps himself to my milk out the fridge!!!!MBIVE

Today my boss asked me to format a server and reinstall Windows on it He does not mention that the current installation is pirated software and that he has no legal copy of Windows So I'm stuck in the server room where it's hot and cold (depending where you stand) and noisy everywhere MBIVE

Today, my boss got me fired after I rejected his advances about 2 months ago saying I didn't want a boyfriend and then got a boyfriend He also told me he likes young, teenage boys but hasn't ever touched one MBIVE