My Boss Is Very Evil

Today my boss refused to allow me to claim petrol for driving to work to pick him up and take him to the airport for a business trip He claimed that I normally drive to work and the airport wasn't that far anyway MBIVE

Today my boss asked me to prepare a report on the success rate of sending bulk SMS marketing messages I noticed that one group of phone numbers had an abnormally high failure rate Reason: he "forgot" to pay the cellphone company He then asked me to make something up for the client MBIVE

After being asked to rather take time off than be paid for overtime, the boss realised he cant give us time off, because we are too busy And the cherry on topOoops there is no budget to pay you for the overtime this month! MBIVE!

Today my boss asked me to lie to a customer who wanted a report Apparently he did not budget to pay one of our service providers (we only have three, so this is a big deal) which means we got cut off and could not service our clients I was asked to make a completely fake report MBIVE

Today my boss asked me to format a server and reinstall Windows on it He does not mention that the current installation is pirated software and that he has no legal copy of Windows So I'm stuck in the server room where it's hot and cold (depending where you stand) and noisy everywhere MBIVE

Today my boss asked me to "fix his computer because it's running slow" I discovered that he has been downloading porn and has three different trojan dialers installed on his PC I also discover photographs of his wife after her boob job Now I have to tell him how I fixed his PC MBIVE

Today I was informed that I will be traveling for the whole of next week I was given just over 24 hours notice of my flight departure time Now I need to pack, organize a babysitter, organize bills to get paid, and find somebody to drop me at the airport Thanks for the advance waraning MBIVE

Today I spent three hours in the queue to try and make my tax return My boss was deducting tax from my paycheck but not paying it to the government The Government tells me that if I don't get him to pay then they will take the money from my bank account MBIVE

Today my boss asked me if I knew anybody who would be interested in taking over my job He didn't even bother making it sound as if I was going to have a future when this person arrives To top it off he asked me to make a list of what I do every day and to interview potential candidates MBIVE

On Friday afternoon at 3pm (after I worked 70 hours from Monday to Friday) my evil boss gives me a project that is due on Monday He earned R350,000 - I lost 86 hours of my life MBIVE