My Boss Is Very Evil

Today I was informed that I will be traveling for the whole of next week I was given just over 24 hours notice of my flight departure time Now I need to pack, organize a babysitter, organize bills to get paid, and find somebody to drop me at the airport Thanks for the advance waraning MBIVE

Today my boss asked me to phone prostitutes out of the newspaper to canvas their opinion on whether they would pay for online advertising Now my phone call history is full of hooker's phone numbers At least my girlfriend thinks it is funny MBIVE

Today my boss refused to allow me to claim petrol for driving to work to pick him up and take him to the airport for a business trip He claimed that I normally drive to work and the airport wasn't that far anyway MBIVE

Today my boss asked me to lie to a customer who wanted a report Apparently he did not budget to pay one of our service providers (we only have three, so this is a big deal) which means we got cut off and could not service our clients I was asked to make a completely fake report MBIVE

Today my boss asked me if I knew anybody who would be interested in taking over my job He didn't even bother making it sound as if I was going to have a future when this person arrives To top it off he asked me to make a list of what I do every day and to interview potential candidates MBIVE

Today after failing to hire a cleaning company the boss is complaining and demanding that we clean! Empty the bins, Clean the desks, Pick up the papers off the floormy office too! His office being a complete "vark hok!" MBIVE

Today my boss asked me to format a server and reinstall Windows on it He does not mention that the current installation is pirated software and that he has no legal copy of Windows So I'm stuck in the server room where it's hot and cold (depending where you stand) and noisy everywhere MBIVE

After refusing to buy milk for the office, my boss helps himself to my milk out the fridge!!!!MBIVE

After being asked to rather take time off than be paid for overtime, the boss realised he cant give us time off, because we are too busy And the cherry on topOoops there is no budget to pay you for the overtime this month! MBIVE!

Today my boss went on a business trip He called the office as he was leaving the airport at his destination to tell us he had left his brand new laptop on the plane and instructed us to find it He flew to Johannesburg We are in Cape Town OR Tambo has the highest theft rate in the world MBIVE